i wanted to fly before i could walk

money crazey!

2011-02-10T08:49:00.000-08:00

nononononono...im not a money crazey,

money is just for me i think something that im good at( a bless from Allah),

money does'nt makes me happy,

reading the quran makes me happy,

be close to Allah makes me happy,

mingle with my family makes me happy,

playing tennis makes me happy,

talking to you makes me happy =)

i fall in love with a Scandinavian.

2011-01-15T05:44:00.000-08:00

last thursday i bumped into a real scandinavian beauty, here she is

volvo c30.

its not a ferrari or anything but, i considered that i'am capable enough to owned something like this in my late twenties ^^. plus its an ideal car to drive in malaysia with the current fuel hike.

but theres a lot of hiccup about the price. as we all know that, overseas car are effin expensive here in malaysia, but i did'nt see this one coming

european price ---> a real charm if we convert to MYR .22,700.00 USD = 69,473.35 MYR

then....

malaysian price

yes... RM215,500 (without insurance)... the heck! ..read further and theres a quote '' Robert Norrman, President of Volvo Car Malaysia, is quick to point out that a significant portion of the money paid goes to the Malaysian Treasury and not Volvo. Coming into Malaysia as a completely built-up (CBU) import from Belgium, the C30 is subject to high import duties (30%) plus 90% excise duties.''

haha, itu takire lg kalu mintak loan bank style yahudi makan riba bnyak2.. mau dekat rm350,000... dekat 5 kali ganda!

dang, ada sapa2 ada kenalan yg jual AP x, aku pon nak jadi tokey =,=

anyhoo, Allah had mentioned countless times in Quran about riba

al baqarah: 275-281

الَّذِينَ يَأْكُلُونَ الرِّبَا لَا يَقُومُونَ إِلَّا كَمَا يَقُومُ الَّذِي يَتَخَبَّطُهُ الشَّيْطَانُ مِنَ الْمَسِّ ۚ ذَٰلِكَ بِأَنَّهُمْ قَالُوا إِنَّمَا الْبَيْعُ مِثْلُ الرِّبَا ۗ وَأَحَلَّ اللَّهُ الْبَيْعَ وَحَرَّمَ الرِّبَا ۚ فَمَن جَاءَهُ مَوْعِظَةٌ مِّن رَّبِّهِ فَانتَهَىٰ فَلَهُ مَا سَلَفَ وَأَمْرُهُ إِلَى اللَّهِ ۖ وَمَنْ عَادَ فَأُولَٰئِكَ أَصْحَابُ النَّارِ ۖ هُمْ فِيهَا خَالِدُونَ

(275) Those who devour usury will not stand except as stand one whom the Evil one by his touch Hath driven to madness. That is because they say: "Trade is like usury," but Allah hath permitted trade and forbidden usury. Those who after receiving direction from their Lord, desist, shall be pardoned for the past; their case is for Allah (to judge); but those who repeat (The offence) are companions of the Fire: They will abide therein (for ever).

يَمْحَقُ اللَّهُ الرِّبَا وَيُرْبِي الصَّدَقَاتِ ۗ وَاللَّهُ لَا يُحِبُّ كُلَّ كَفَّارٍ أَثِيمٍ

(276) Allah will deprive usury of all blessing, but will give increase for deeds of charity: For He loveth not creatures ungrateful and wicked.

إِنَّ الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ وَأَقَامُوا الصَّلَاةَ وَآتَوُا الزَّكَاةَ لَهُمْ أَجْرُهُمْ عِندَ رَبِّهِمْ وَلَا خَوْفٌ عَلَيْهِمْ وَلَا هُمْ يَحْزَنُونَ

(277) Those who believe, and do deeds of righteousness, and establish regular prayers and regular charity, will have their reward with their Lord: on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve.

يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا اتَّقُوا اللَّهَ وَذَرُوا مَا بَقِيَ مِنَ الرِّبَا إِن كُنتُم مُّؤْمِنِينَ

(278) O ye who believe! Fear Allah, and give up what remains of your demand for usury, if ye are indeed believers.

فَإِن لَّمْ تَفْعَلُوا فَأْذَنُوا بِحَرْبٍ مِّنَ اللَّهِ وَرَسُولِهِ ۖ وَإِن تُبْتُمْ فَلَكُمْ رُءُوسُ أَمْوَالِكُمْ لَا تَظْلِمُونَ وَلَا تُظْلَمُونَ

(279) If ye do it not, Take notice of war from Allah and His Messenger: But if ye turn back, ye shall have your capital sums: Deal not unjustly, and ye shall not be dealt with unjustly.

وَإِن كَانَ ذُو عُسْرَةٍ فَنَظِرَةٌ إِلَىٰ مَيْسَرَةٍ ۚ وَأَن تَصَدَّقُوا خَيْرٌ لَّكُمْ ۖ إِن كُنتُمْ تَعْلَمُونَ

(280) If the debtor is in a difficulty, grant him time Till it is easy for him to repay. But if ye remit it by way of charity, that is best for you if ye only knew.

وَاتَّقُوا يَوْمًا تُرْجَعُونَ فِيهِ إِلَى اللَّهِ ۖ ثُمَّ تُوَفَّىٰ كُلُّ نَفْسٍ مَّا كَسَبَتْ وَهُمْ لَا يُظْلَمُونَ

(281) And fear the Day when ye shall be brought back to Allah. Then shall every soul be paid what it earned, and none shall be dealt with unjustly.

well. those are one of the few aya about riba, theres plenty more of it..heres some useful link about riba in the Quran

riba in the quran

and here, a speech about riba by imran nazar hossien

..one might think, how about those who apply for study loan? interest in ptptn? how about those who arent wealthy enough to get education? blaja pon bole dapat dosa???..ak pon ambil PT gak m(_,_)m

will discuss about it later on, after i ask some peoples.. because i been invited to attend a talk about islamic banking scheme by a Chinese dude..haha..even he admitted that islamic banking expanding really fast.. i once read, vatican acknowledge islamic finance is the new solution for global economy meltdown and capitalism.

jazakallah peeps!

al-qamar : 17

2011-01-14T05:57:00.000-08:00

(وَلَقَدْ يَسَّرْنَا الْقُرْآنَ لِلذِّكْرِ فَهَلْ مِنْ مُدَّكِرٍ)

‎-''And We have indeed made the Qur'an easy to understand and remember: then is there any that will receive admonition?''

-dan sesungguhnya telah kami mudahkan Al-Quran untuk pelajaran, maka adakah orang yg mengambil pelajaran

EASY TO UNDERSTAND

- indeed it is. beside reading the Quran, a muslim must know the meaning too. it is fascinating once we know what we read. Allah words does not come down to earth all the way through the seven heaven for nothing right? it is a guidance and manual book for us human.

-a reminder for my self too. yes im human and i do make mistake. sometime i was'nt in the right path and do what Allah forbid in His book. the words we utter from the Quran is indeed kalamullah (Allah words). so come to think of it, i speak the words of Allah and sometime some disgusting words form the same tongue,i am ashame of myself.

EASY TO REMEMBER

i do believe Allah does not burden His slave for something they are not capable of. with the human mind,a normal person are capable enough to memorize the quran.it is indeed a tough thing to do. i regret that i did not attend tahfidz school. but hey, it is not too late is not it? i have a target to at least remember by heart if not all,some of the surah2 and aya in the Quran before i die. or perhaps at least most of the short surah before i get married( still a long way to go mate).

-i had counted, for all the days i lived 7659 days and dying, if i had not wasted my time, i might had an ample time to remember all the 30 juz.

- a tahfidz friend of mine give me some advise on how to remember the Quran

1)read the surah that you want to remember as smooth as you can, with no error and the right tajwid

2) read one aya or the sentence that you want to memorize 5 times.while looking

3) say the aya or sentence again 5 times without looking the quran.

4)repeat step 2-3 if you did not make it.

5)if you had succeed memorize it, read it again while looking 5 more times.

6)again say the aya or sentence 5 times without looking the quran.

7) proceed to next aya,and repeat step 2-6.

8) once you had succeed the first and 2nd aya, repeat five times everytime you proceeding to the next aya.

9) repeat step 2-8 until you finished memorize the surah.

jazakallah peeps !

something new

2011-01-10T23:15:00.001-08:00

hello hello assalamualaikum.

i would try something new to this blog. since islam is a remider , then i would like to allocate 5-10mins daily to quote something from the quran in this blog. i know that i'm not a man of God to translate and derive everything.hence, it might be a simple translation from an aya or with some derivation from my own perspective or from other muslim scholar. but but, you should know up front that i am indeed a very busy dude,i would try my best to make this a daily routine.but i cant promise anything.

for starting, try this youtube about ''reminder benefits the believer'' by NOUMAN ALI KHAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyrtsjhW7W8

and a quote from uztaz zaharuddin today

''Antara kesilapan individu berjaya adalah merasa diri telah mencapai target kehidupannya. Tatkala itu, dia mungkin akan mulai memperlahankan usahanya atau meningkatkan lagi usaha kerana BELUM PUAS menikmati kejayaan. Namun, amat malang jika dia melupakan faktor kejayaan akhirat krn lemas dek kejayaan duniawi.''

5014

2011-01-08T07:43:00.000-08:00

instead of making it a status update.i'll just going to blog about this number phenomena that take the facebookers like a freakin epidemic. since she such a lovely person,hey ''5014'', i'll make an exception =).

dia schoolmate kat maktab,1st time jumpe masa form5,ada cuti weekend,budak pantai timur dgn utara xbalik kg sbb jauh.so xramai sgt la orng kat skola. jalan2 nmpak

soraya dgn satu awek ni kat dalam class ***..borak2 dgn soraya sbb dia pon budak kuantan..ok.. awek tadi tgh blaja,tapi ak dgn sue tgh duduk borak2,last skali dia tutup buku and kate ''5014'' nak join skali lah borak,dah tabule blaja. ok tu la 1st time jumpe and ak just tau nama samaran dia je,nama betul xpnh tau,and after that xpenah pon nak tegur kalu terserempak..sbb sbb, nnt kene tangkap dgn b.a.d.a.r =,=

but after a few months, makin panas.

ak baru balik skola dari mana ntah( ak mmg slalu tada kat skola,sibuk..form 4 2 bulan xmasuk class,form5 pon sama 2bulan xmasuk class)..tetibe..

Z= weh awek ko sehat

aku= huuuh?

S= awek ko lawa dowh

aku=huuuh?

tetibe ramai la plak orng tanya ak pasal awek aku.and i was like *wuttafish*..so the next person asked me that question ak pon tarik dia,tanya,pehal tetibe orng slalu tanya ak pasal awek2 nie.so mamat tu bgtau la ada rumors kate ak couple dgn ''5014''...lg lah aku ''huuuh''

jangan cakap couple,nama betul ''5014'' pon tataw..korek2 rupenye2 ada orng bwat fitnah( and ak still tggu mamat tu mintak maaf kat ak sampai skng)..xtaw la pehal mamat tu bwat fitnah kan,tapi ak kesian kat awek tu tetibe dia plak kne,ye ah..ak pon nobody kot time kat maktab.skrng pon still nobody gak la..

anyhoo,agak ramai budak laki yg jelez sbb ''5014'' antara awek plng hot dalam batch and siyesli mmg ramai yg suke kat dia especially ******..so nak jadikan cerita,after rumors tu dah reda.ak pg satu compt nie( agak dyum sbb ak kalah dgn satu mata je dgn team yg menang and dapat pg US bwat presentation) ..kat compt tu tetibe ada sorng lg awek ni dtg kat booth aku tanya.eh awak kenal ''5014'' and i was like, wuuttaaa,tada orng laen ke..awek tu kate la dia dgn 5014 n

ie kawan lama.dah lama lost contact and dia nak kasi something kat ''5014'' and mintak ak tolong pass kan..ak pon adeh,malasnye..

so balik maktab je ak tggu line clear dalam class dia,tggu tada orng baru nak passkan barang tu..tgh elok2 mencilok dalam class dia tetibe ada mamat class tu datang ''HAAAAAAAAAAAA KANTOI"..adeh,sedih tol..ak pon cam ''weh nie tada apa2 la ,ada orng mintak tolong kasi kat dia''..mamat tu pon dah senyum tahi kambing..adeh

so malam tu nak jadikan cerita si ''5014'' ni datang class ak nak tanya pasal kawan dia.yg paling tabulebla.dia mintakan mamat yg syok hbs kat dia ****** mintak tolong pa

nggil kan aku..tgh elok2 rumors dah tada,tetibe panas balik kan,skali dgn mamat ***** tu panas..hahahaha.tapi i come clean la.kate kat mamat tu.ak mmg tada apa2 dgn dia.and by the time nak spm,sume orng dah lupa pasal bnde nie..huhu..tapi ak rasa 5014 sure xtaw apa2 psal nie kan..

anyhoo.5014 nie sgt lovely hbs.future lawyer kot..mmg ramai lg la orng cair kat dia..obses gila dgn korean.baek dgn dia pon afta skola je.kat fb kot,sbb kebetulan dia masuk uni yg sama cume branch laen.blaja betul2 eh jadi lawyer yg feymes and you can bail me out nnt..hehe

oh masa HSBC asia YEA mmg ada letak nama dia dalam business plan tu jadi ak punye lawyer company.

dapat bermain tennis dan futsal adalah satu anugerah!

2011-01-04T08:31:00.000-08:00

just a quick update

2010 was awesome.and i hope 2011 will be biblical.

3 men that influence me the most in 2010 are

- dato dr goh

i meet him during a seminar in HSBC asia young entrepreneur award, where i did clinch the merit award. although the award was no big deal. the thing i learned in the seminar was a wake up call of what i wanted to do in life.business. and dato dr goh had open up my mind that there were vast opportunity remain untouched.

-imran nazar hossien

you can google up this dude. as i learned conventional business approach from dato dr goh.i've learned the islamic way of doing business from maulana imran nazar hossien. from where is halal and haram,riba and of course islamic financing, the quran and hadith quotation for business . one can tell that money is not everything while entrepreneur had much more to give than to earn(will blog about this some other time).

-nouman ali khan.

just youtube about him and you will be amaze by his preaching. i had gained a lot from him that opened up my mind and heart. needless to say.from my own benchmark, ive changed a lot hearing his lectures.

p/s- every second i am trying to become a better man for my religion,family and future. if you are a part of my future,you'll get a toil from it

and owhh yeahh.the ability to play tennis and futsal are gift from Allah that i will forever cherish!

2010-11-30T23:55:00.000-08:00

gimme a penny, i'll make it a billion

gimme a land, i'll rule a kingdom

gimme islam, my life is complete

will update real soon

PEN*s

2010-05-09T00:06:00.001-07:00

hey ya..wassup peeps..altho i do know more people read my status update rather than my blog. but what da heck, i blog for fun.

if you read today 'the star' news paper, youl surely come across......oh wait, let me help u with that____http://http//thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/5/9/nation/6225042&sec=nation_____. as you can see, Malaysia are considering to somehow overhaul our icon to be more tourist attraction. Frankly speaking our landmark did fall behind on it celebrity status as more and more nation fighting on who penises is taller *pfft* well we have two big tall penises. Beat that shrimp… not to mention the SKYBRIDGE!
but I do not like the idea of “We can also add features like a visual projection of the nation’s history and culture as the visitors ride to the top of the Twin Towers in the elevators,”

WOW~ a video projection!!!!

Some granny from mumbai will surely delighted to hear this, even the old folks home have a new site for their field trip!!!

How pathetic is that, regardless to say it’s a decent idea, but oh come on, a 5 year old can think better than that.

Rather videos, they better dismantle all their windows and replace with solar panel. That way KLCC will be an icon of the world to combat global warming. Think about it, we can attract more investors and develop new green technology. I mean, Malaysia have all the resources, from solar, biomass, tidal energy, we have it all under one roof. Malaysia can play as a green technology provider.

In Denmark, their ministers had injected £1.3 billion (RM5.87192b) into a sector that is now producing revenues of £2.3 billion (RM10.3873b) annually. take a peep at this http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/mar/04/green-energy-sector-wants-500m
Yeah yeah I know our current tech on solar panel is still in the infant form. Owh come on, we can always challenge the solar company on whoever can create solar panel that can generate 50% or more energy from solar from current 30% will get the tender to provide KLCC solar panel. Not only we can push the brainy engineers to think better, we can help Malaysia people to think outside of the box and shifting Malaysian attitude in fighting global warming.

look, with the solar panel on the twin tower, ill bet petronas can save up to 30% of its monthly electric bill..

<------this one is a really sharp penis

ayat seribu dinar

2010-02-28T03:55:00.000-08:00

today i almost got involved in a car crash thrice in a space of a minute!!!!!!

the 1st one was totally my fault..i just couldn't see a car in a fast pace was on its way when i wanna get out of a junction. lucky for me the driver breaked hard and her car was actually skidding..

dats was one of the times that cud take my life away. rite after the junction another car just recklessly crossing my road to another junction(just what i did before).but i manage to avoid it...next when i was entering my condominium electric gate..without thinking i drove right into the gate without showed my card to thingy dat raise the bar...thank God the security manage to push the button before the bar hit above me!!!

fyi, i was not been such devoted lately.i do things that i know it was wrong and again God just spare my life thrice in a matter of minutes.

Barangsiapa yang bertakwa kepada Allah, nescaya Allah akan lepaskan ia dari masalah hidup Dan diberikannya rezeki dari sumber yang tidak diduga. Dan barangsiapa yang bertawakkal kepada Allah, nescaya Allah akan mencukupkan keperluannya. Sesungguhnya Allah melaksanakan urusan ( yang dikehendaki ) Nya. Sesungguhnya Allah telah mengadakan ketentuan bagi tiap-tiap sesuatu.

Ayat Seribu Dinar adalah ayat suci Al-Quran yang dipetik dari surah Al-Talaaq, dari ayat dua dan tiga. Diceritakan bahawa seorang saudagar telah membayar sebanyak seribu dinar untuk mendapat ayat ini yang dikatakan fadhilatnya ialah dapat menyelamatkan pembacanya dari malapetaka. Di dalam perjalanan pulang, kapal saudagar ini telah dipukul ombak dan beliau terus membaca ayat tersebut. Dengan izin Allah swt.hanya beliau seorang saja yang terselamat dari bencana itu.

Di antara khasiat dan fadhilat Ayat Seribu Dinar ini ialah:

1. Dibaca bila kita hendak bertawakkal terhadap sesuatu perkara

2. Menghilangkan keresahan bila dibaca di waktu resah

3. Dibaca ketika hendak menaiki kenderaan

4. Dan ketika dirasakan perlu

2010-01-05T07:43:00.000-08:00

TIME TO BUCKLE UP

what gives!!

2009-12-24T09:41:00.000-08:00

how's it hanging, people? Fairly well? By a thread? Whatever, however it is you're reading this scrap of virtual notepad I’ve carved out to write whatever the hell I wish.

Anyway, I recently reread this blog and found I really valued what a time capsule it is for my thoughts and views. I may still agree with many of the points, but reading back my own former train of thought and thought pattern was both intriguing and weird. And highlighted once again my own narcissism :) which is a very difficult part of me to grapple with... of course I believe it's bad to be absorbed with oneself, but at the same time I’m fascinated with my own mind, since it is the only one I’m able to be inside of 24/7. The mind is an amazing creation(God ur awesome)
i have several things to write on, but i'll start with the one gnawing most at the back of my mind lately

hmm, the definition of my name “patience and courteous” , ironically thro all of my life span I was being impatience and not so courteous I must say. There are several occasion that I let my anger to get over me , as well cussing is my middle name. yes yes, Ive tried over and over again to change but at the end of the day I will feel, ‘dude this so gay , talking so courteously, wth rite’. And ohh yes whenever ill be a lil bit soft on things , people will ‘naek kaphala’...so, I will never be the true meaning of my name

but but, lately I meet someone. Shes one girl that I cant figure out just wadda hell is in her head…haha, she is pleasant and fun to be with, and errr cute. She has these cute names that synchronize each other and her laugh and giggle just make you….. back to the topic, after ran thro hell just to get her phone number, like always my words of “wisdom and so courteous” just dropped da bom (serve u rite bratha)…she got really pissed off of me..yeah I admitted it, it was utterly my fault for blatantly accuse such tings..but the ting is, I dint mean it and I just don’t know the real truth..haish..fml

then I realize, she is one girl that u have to be really2 courteous and patience to be with. On top of that I actually feel glad to make her mad at me. Why? Because by the way I see it, this girl just might be the one who finally make me hilmy…

...

2009-12-02T07:58:00.000-08:00

I like the mosque. I always perform my prayers there whenever I have the time. After you give the salam at the end of a prayer. You might notice that ur in the midldle between a dato seri some politician on ur right and on ur left an indonasian labor worker. It makes you happy just to think that God don’t discriminate HIS followers base on social standings.

Recently I went to the after maghrib tazkirah. The uztaz talked about iktiqad and so. I know that im not a man of God to say about this but I just wanna share base on what I understand.

At the beginning, he talked about, rasulullah once said ‘Diakhir zaman akan tiba satu pendapat berlainan yg membawa manfaat dan akan timbul 73 puak islam,72 daripadanya akan masuk neraka,hanya satu selamat’ well the hadith kinda go like that,im sorry I don’t have the citation because I dint have the chance to ask for it from the imam. but the meaning is quite similar.

PENDAPAT BERLAINAN YG MEMBAWA MANFAAT

Have u guys ever heard about uztaz asri, the controversial previous mufti perlis? Weeks before he had been arrested for no plausible reasons. yes there is a rumor linked him with the WAHABI clan. Ever heard about wahabi? Some say the wahabi clan have different teaching and rules from us mazhab syafie. As we all know that ahli sunnah waljamaah are divied by four mazhabs, while for us living in Malaysia we followed mazhab shafie.

If u are in one mazhab, tou are oblige to follow all the rules and teaching base on the mazhab. But theres a trend nowadays that peoples recklessly mix all the mazhab together and only partially follow certain teaching from one mazhab and other certain teaching from another mazhab. If and only u are well educated in Islamic studies on aqidah and so,then it is ok for u to do so. But if not, u might just want to stick up with onemazhab, as u do not want to accidently create a fifth mazhab that put u in the same league as rasul melayu and ayah PIN.

Remember the annulment of our wudhu if we unintended touch so

meone who aren’t our muhrim. Well in another mazhab stated that our wudhu will not cancelled out if we mistakenly unintend touch someone who aren’t our muhrim. In the case during our pilgrims it is okay to adopt the other mazhab teaching as it will be a hindrance for the pilgrims if they have to retake their wudhu. But as for our everyday life, we cannot simply adopt other teaching as to ease our life. Well this is just a small example,just for u guys to understand the picture on what I have to say.

There is this one other trend that, one simply said other people who have different teaching than theirs will rot in hell. As and only that ‘they’ has the righteous judgments. They tend to mix the teachings and rules from different mazhab. And they don’t do what rasulullah dint do, as in terms the bida’ah.

Doing bida’ah are aberrant but not all bid’ah are wrong that make GOD throw you in hell. For example, reading surah yassin on Friday night is bida’ah, but that doesn’t make u sinful. Because righteous virtue on Friday will get u bonuses as ur deed will double up by GOD..see god is awesome..so, how come by reading yassin will make u sinful, and on what extend that make u possible to say people who read yassin on Friday night are doing bida’ah and are sinful.

It is just not right isent? As rasullulah already said that ‘pendapat berlainan yg membawa

manfaat’ as long as we are in the sunnah wal jamaah and we follow the teaching of God and Muhammad. We are in the safe boat.

So what the hush of detaining uztaz asri as he is well educated in Islamic studies. Plus people do not have the right to say other people who have different teaching as them will rot in hell,and their prayers will not be answered by God. Well that is HIS job to do,not us.

As for the 73PUAK.

Will this indicate the puak who have absolutely different iktiqad from the ahli sunnah wal,jemaah. for example, the shitte extremist, the qadyani, etc2 as we already learn during secondary school..ok actually ak da lupe list2 yg laen,huhu…

Unfortunately the tazkirah end there and wil continued the 73puak on the next session. God willing,if I attend, ill we share it here

random

2009-12-01T10:06:00.000-08:00

mase ak tgh mndy tghari td ak berangan2 kalu ak menang PRU jd pm..sape nak jd sidekick ak

nizar...yg nie jd TPM ak...ak rase die ade potential,berpendirian,pandai,sgt mndgr arahan ketua..biasennye kalu ak jd president ape2,ak suke pebantu yg pikiran dan idea dia bertentangan dgn ak.jd boleh dngar opinion laen kalu2 ak pnye idea tu xleh pkai

tuan ibrahim tuan man...ceramah dia best..yg nie blh run jabatan agama islam..

haha..lim guang eng.amar makhruf nahi mungkar.pnah ada journalist tnye dia.'corak pemerintahan lim same dgn saidina umar al khatab,bile ditanye bila nak masuk islam.dia ckp tggu lepas ayah dia mnggal'..orng selalu hentam dia.ak xphm la..tp stakat ak duk penang nie..mamat nie boleh arr dapat A

dato seri idris jala..siyesli ak respect gile kat dia..boleh selmatkan MAS dlm satu term je..dr airline yg hampir bankrupt trus boleh catat keuntungan tertinggi dalam sejarah MAS dlm satu quarter.. dia nie ptt jd menteri kewangan

karpal singh..hoho..ak xde la suke sgt mamat nie...ak ambik dia sbb style die cm professor xavier dlm cite Xmen...macha nie bwat parlimen sgt menarik

yg laen nie ak bwat jd penasihat haku..haha

prof ungku aziz...seorng lg yg ak respect kat msia nie.sgt2 genius and if only sume orng kongsi misi and visi dia..

anwar ibrahim...hmm ak x la taksub sgt dgn mamat nie..tp bile 1st time dgr dia kasi tazkirah ramdhan lepas..ak cam..WWOOO..gile gempak...tp ntah arr dia nie nmpak mcm terlalu nak sgt jd PM..siyesli dia mmg seorng orator yg sgt hebat. famous satu dunia...tapi still,ak xbrape yakin dia jd PM

tun apanama

..woohoooo..susah gile nak cari orng cam dia.blessing for malaysia sbb pnah ade dia,tapi tapi still absolute power corrupt absolutely..

haha last skali kalu ak jd PM ak ptt kawen dgn anak hishamudin nie...mak ktrunan kerabat bapak anak bekas PM..ape lg nak,dah arr cun..boleh gunekan dia utk reach orng2 istana and kroni2 bapak depa..hehehe..

and again....its just another dream in the bathroom....ape yg ak tulis nie pon ak xtaw

ohh ada satu gamba lg hilang..NIK AZIZ..dia boleh jd penasihat agama aku..hhoho

tp by the time ak berangan tu,rasenye bnyak dah allahyarham dah

muke tue

2009-11-28T10:07:00.000-08:00

most people mistook my age base on my face..yesterday as i was helping my neighbor to set up a tent(by force) for his open house.the dad called me 'adek'..actually he has a son my age while the eldest is like 25years old or sumthin(kakak ini sgt cute)...obviously the dad dint know my name,but by calling me 'adek,adek tolong pasang tiang belah sana'..make me feel old.this isent like the 1st time i encounter such situation...lets highlight some of my experiences..

2004.at my school so called carnival

dude: bang,abang...abng ada nmpak classmate abng name hapis tu x??

me : huh?? hapis tu class apa

dude: 6 sains amanah me : saya baru form 2 lah

cuzen: my,ko keje kat mne skang?

me : jadahnye ak baru form 3

cuzen: huh..ko biar btol...ak nie dari ak blaja ko blaja lg,ak da keje ko blaja lg,ak da kawen pon ko blaja lg,nie haaa anak ak nak kuar pon xkan ko blaja lg...

2009,my sis weeding...an old couple came late for dining,and the bride and groom were out for their photography session.as i came to welcome them...

the old nanny: lawanye pegantin

me : sambil tersenyum..(WTF)

3 weeks after that i was the best man for my cousin weeding..again an old couple came late.this time,it was our some sort of related cousin.as i was standing beside the groom,booth of us had undo our sampin and songkok. the groom and me went to greet them.as the wife was shaking hand with the groom,she didnt talk anything to him.. when i greet her...

me: shaking her hand..

the other old nanny :selamat pegantin baru

me :HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....dia lah pegantin(pointed to my czen)

at mosque several weeks after that. the imam smiled at me and said to his friend..

imam: ni arr anak akob yg kawen haritu kan...

me : *whispering* ( wuttaa... F)

this year ramdhan i went to my long-long relative at penang by myself(my mom forced me to do so)...after solat isyak,one of the tokwan's son called me for some chit-chat,he was 45 years old or something..1st,he bribe me with some cookies,the he start lecture me about life,studies and and and about MARRIAGE,he told me about how he started build ed his carrier 1st before getting married.compared with his brother who married in such a young age and face a hectic time after the marriage yada2...in the end he asked me how old am i.i told him that i am NINE TEEN( nine teen...TEEN)... he was appalled and said ' laahhh..abng yaya ingtkan dah 24 taun,ehh bukan awak da final year degree kan??

me: bukan bukan

this must be the shittest of all..

SJMC(subang jaya medical centre).. i accompanied my sis to see the doc as she was pregnant. we were told to wait before her name been called..i took the newspaper and read it..the tele behind our seats showed HOUSE tv series.i immediately change my seat.at the same time my sis name been called and she went into the office alone.after she finished with the doc, a nurse accompanied her out whispering to her and said...

nurse : *looking at me with grimace face* is that ur HUSBAND....

me : *jaw dropped* mmg F tol arrr...

2012

2009-11-22T07:50:00.000-08:00

just a brief update

sudah tgk movie ini??? jika tidak, anda disarankan supaya pergi kencing dahulu sebelom memsauki pawagam...ayat skem seh...

apa yg si penulis ingin menyentuh tentang filem ini adalah kajian direktornya yg sgt megamgumkan...dari prihal global warming dan kalender mayan...

tp jika dilihat kembali pada zaman dahulu kala geography bumi tidak seperti keadaan sekarang, pada zaman dahulu benua america selatan bercantum dengan antartika,tetapi akibat pemanasaan global maka terpisahlah keduanya...jadi adalah tidak mustahil jika geography bumi ini akan sekali lg berubah...shit penang island tengelam,,,knape UiTm kat seberang perai,,farkk....

penat seh bwat ayat skem ptt arr bm ak dpat B3 je time spm..opppssss...

ok ok,ape yg ak nak share kat sini...kat dlm filem nie depa ada bwat bahtera kat china kan kan kan...mase kechik2 ak pnah terbace satu buku 'al-masih dajal'...buku ni ckp...

pada akhir zaman umat manusia akan berkumpul di tanah besar(china) dan umat islam akan dibantu oleh kaum kulit kuning(chinese atau tebiten) dlm peprangan menentang orng kafir.kemudian nabi isa akan turun dan mengalahkan al-masih dajal...yeeeaaaaaayyyy

huhu,tp lek arr korng jgn caye bulat2 kiamat 2012,terpesong akidah...mase taun 1999 ramai orng kate hari kiamat akan berlaku dlm taun tu sampai ada bwat bunuh diri beramai2..tapi skng da 2009,xde pape pooonnn..lg pon ak pnah dgr kiamat akan berlaku selepas semua rahsia dlm al-quran berjaya dicari, skng nie kite xjumpe lg sebelas planet seperti dlm mimpi nabi yunus..kite x jumpe lg 7 lapisan bumi dan 7 lapisan langit..n bnyak lg..so lek2 sude

sebenarnye ak bnyak je bnde nak blogging tapi terlalu malas..haiyzz..

p/s= try google about people of mayan,inca and aztec..it is quite fascinating

insomnia,ferenghi,shits and whole lotsa crap

2009-11-16T00:41:00.000-08:00

INSOMNIA

ok,the past week was absolutely ballistic...just for the record ive only sleep trice this week,each period was none over 7 hours..woke up tuesday 11.00am and sleep on 4.00am thursday morning(41 hours)...wake up at 10.30am thursday(6.30 hours),go back to sleep like normal days at 2.00am,n wake up at friday 10.00am(8hours of sleep,n if ur wondering,i do wake up for my subuh prayers,hehe),then only manage to closed my eyes on sunday 4.30am(42.30hours of sleepless,ok yg nie mmg kantoi subuh,ingtkan nak tdo pas subuh tp kantoi,damn)..woke up at 11.ooam the next morning(6.30hours of dreaming) and still awake till now..crazy izennit???

im also having eating disorder,i only ate 1 heavy meal a day,or inadequate consumption of food in not-so-kinda-consistent way..i dont know just what had happend to my body,but i dint feel any discomfort,im not that sleepy nor that hungry either..hmm,pelik2..

ok back to the lighter site..hehe,officialy ive fininshed jammed my heads with books(yeah rite)...

ferinGHHi

but what i really wana share is last night activity. my friends and i went to the beach for BBQing rite after midnite,at the back of the new hard rock cafe..(ok dont be so happy people,there were no drugs,alcohol,girls,or condoms or nyting,but there are some chicks arrived late,hehe)...well the real purpose of throwing that bbqing,was as a good bye to one of our mate,he wont be with us nymore(damn,whos gonna eat all those pedigree,fark)...

there were this like camp fire(fyi,we only managed to start up the fire 2hours later,although one of them used to be king scout wannabe back in his heyday(cube teke sape,cube teka)..

as we grilled those chicken wings(disaluti dengan pasir pantai batu ferenghi sebagai perasa tambahan),we started talking bout how we feel for each other(fark,this is so fucking gay,haha)..huhu,we talked of how we knew each other and what brings us together(again my ayat gay)...all those bitter sweet memorable memories(damn,another ayat gay and i will shut this blog huhu),on how we use to hate each other and how we still hate each other,haha...TILL awek sapo ntoh mai and ruin EVERYTHING(just kidding)... well actually the girls who came did all the setup,the foods,drinks,plate and eveything...

and my turn to talk dint came T_________T...

and after that all the boys were going kukoo, heard that chipmunks been threw an egg at his forehead(laen kali target kat mata biar kasi masuk dlm sikit mata hangpa tu)..

some of them were chasing each other like in the animal planet(stewpid)...suddenly when we wana TELOR this dude,he was running like usain bolt being chase by another usain bolt,then then then

dude hit some rock and felt in the river.dang,he was lucky to escape with minor injuries,still cant barely able to walk..as a result in couple of hours ive to drive this dude to KL and his friend will take over to JB..damn,another day of no sleeping...gtg guys,running late

......LIFE.....

2009-11-11T23:27:00.000-08:00

life is a poem that GOD wrote,

That is what we destined to be,

Saint or Satan that we choose to be,

Dwelling with Macbeth or Adam and Eve?

God doesn't create us for nothing,

So theres must be something,

For us to keep on searching,

Is it His wrath or blessing?

Life is not that frantic,

Neither that sarcastic,

Maybe is that erratic,

Certainly not that pathetic,

Life is not all about,

Fame,female,fortune

Life is all about

Vibrant,viable,virtue,

We shouldn't take life for granted,

because we want to live the life as we wanted,

But not everyone is devoted,

To live the life God gifted,

Its not all about life,

Its what life is all about,

What counts is not during life,

What life after life that counts.

this a poem i wrote last year.just found it back last month to dedicate to F.aiman..good luck buddy

signs of GOD

2009-11-04T23:34:00.000-08:00

"dan sesungguhnya Kami telah membinasakan umat2 sebelum kamu,ketika mereka berbuat kezaliman,padahal rasul2 telah dtg kpda mereka dgn membwa keterangan2 yg nyata,tetapi mereka sesekali tidak hendak beriman.demikianlah kami beri balasan kpd org2 yg berbwat dosa."(13)
And indeed, We destroyed generations before you, when they did wrong while their Messengers came to them with clear proofs, but they were not such as to believe! Thus do We requite the people who are Mujrimûn (disbelievers, polytheists, sinners, criminals(13)

"kemudian kami jadikan kamu peganti-peganti(mereka) di muka bumi sesudah mereka, sepaya KAMI memperhatikan bagaimana kamu berbuat"(14)
Then We appointed you viceroys in the earth after them, that We might see how ye behave.

(surah YUNUS)

do we want to be the next people of Noah,Lût,Thamud,Mad-yan, where they been vanished because did not obey God's rule?????

think again my fellow generation

awek jepun

2009-11-04T22:35:00.000-08:00

dulu ada sorng minah ni add ak kat Fb.agak cun,keturunan jepun n sgt friendly.skrg tgh menuntut utk melanjutkan pelajaran ke luar negara.ak pon tnye la kwn ak psal minah nie

'ko xyah layan la dia tu,ak tgk kat sini dia tu xbtol sgt,kwn dgn budak2 liar'...
(comment ini diberi oleh seorng mamat yg 1 kolej dgn minah nie)

ye ak mengaku yg satu ketika dulu ak nie agak prajudis terhadap perempuan2 yg free hair,sosial,n pkai xbrape sopan.

tp what da heck kan,awek tu dah add ko kat fb ko layan je la kan,cun lak tu..
ak pon layan je la awek yg berketurunan jepun nie

aku ini dulu seorng yg selalu meringik,mengeluh psal masalah aku.satu hari ak tgh berbual2 dgn minah tu,then dia tanya aku

"so apa resolution u skrng?"

setiap kali ada aku cite problems ak msty dia akan tanye ak blk:
-what next for u?
-apa conclusion u?
-u nak bwat mcne skrg?

damn minah nie walaupon ak xknal dia lama or mendalam sgt(ak even xtaw nama btol dia) tp siyesli dia da bnyak kasi impact kat aku.(fark sbb dia da berpunye T.T)

start dr situ sifat prajudis ak telah berubah.

smlm ak YM dgn dia,n dia tnye opinion aku
awek = u blh taw x pmpn tu virgin ke x?
ak = wtf???

dan dia pon mule berbicara psal romeo n juliat
dia tnye pndgn aku, "kalu u tgk pmpn tu ssosial,u rase pmpn tu virgin ke x? or u klau tgk pmpn tu baek pkai tudung labuh tapi da bwat bnde 'ITU' apa pandgan u kat pmpn tu?''

tuff question aite??

ak pon ckp la,
"hmm kalu pmpn tu nmpak liar mmg la orng akan ingt dia tu da xvirgin,but doesnt mean she is,ini nama nye menimbulkan fitnah,kan agama da ajar jgn bwat perkara yg menimbulkan fitnah

yg psal pmpn bertudung tu plak,mmg la i akan pdang serong n she hv to live wifthat.manusia nie bertopeng"(sbnrye cite ini lg pnjg tp ak da pendekan)

awek tu bercerita lg
u taw kat colge i nie,ada sorng mamat tu da tebuk bnyak pmpn,i taw sbb dia kwn i,skng dia ada couple dgn sorng pmpn,pmpn tu baek n pkai tudung labuh n pmpn tu most probarly xtaw yg balak dia tu da x virgin,i nak cakap tp konfem2 la pmpn tu xcaye ckp i sbb laki tu muke dia mmg innocent n dia layan pmpn tu baek,apa u rase i nak bwat"

ak bermonolog dalaman "fark ni da mcm cite nur kaseh KOWT"

aku "weather u like it or not kene la bgtau pmpn tu jgk,andaikate pmpn tu terlanjur u jgk yg akan dapat partially dosa tu sbb u know something bad bout that dude,yet u dint warns to others...apa pandgn pmpn tu kat u tu cite laen yg pntg u da bwat part u"

yes cite2 camnie akan bwat ak rase ak fackup.ak ini walapon sudah hampir mencecah 20 tahun tetapi tidak pernah merasai belain kaseh syg seorng pmpn.laki tu plak senang2 je tebuk 5-6 pmpn.fuck U man.

xyah ckp la cite camnie,bersepah2.ya circle of friends ak pon bukan nye baek sgt,kwn ak ada yg minum depan aku,clubbing,maen pmpn n sampai isap ganja pon ada.apa nak jd dgn budak2 skng ni.even ak pon rase takot
ak paranoid dgn pmpn

cube korng bayangkan pas korng da kawen

"abang sebenarnye i da TAK VIRGIN"

fark,apa korng rase time tu,hahaha..mcm shit kan

ada satu kisah semase ak ingin menyiapkan satu project besar,
mule2 ada 3 orng dari kami dlm sebuah bilik,pastu salah sorng member ak nie kuar,tgl la ak dgn si polan tu.dan pada ketika itu kami tgh berbicara ttg sorng minah nie kene tebuk dgn 6 org housemate balak dia,then tanpa segan silu minah tu bwat muke xmalu dtg colge.

polan = ak takot dowh dunia ni nak kiamat,ak nie bnyk dosa
ak = monolog dalamn (wtf btol la bapok nie)
polan = ak pnah fuck orng
ak = WTF,biler
polan = mase ak f2
ak = damnnn,tp skali je kan ko bwat
polan = banyak kali gak arr
ak = WUTTTAAA FFFAAARRRKKKK!!!!
polan = tapi laki pon ak layan jugak
ak =*middle finger* DONT EVER TRY THINK TO THINKED BOUT IT

yaaa ak tau si penulis ini wajahnya seperti seorng bintang korea,sampaikan gay pon nak kat depa.sbb tu ak letak topeng GUY FAWKES kalu x lg ramai la dr pembaca2 laki akan bertukar status gay lepas tgk mke si penulis.

dunia ni bnyak sgt masalah

abg2 alam flora lg mulia dr mamat wakil rakyat

2009-11-03T09:19:00.000-08:00

im gonna wrote this one in malay instead

dlm berite tv3 td ada cite psal 6 orng wakil rakyat kene tuduh songlap duet kerajan.5 orng ex wakil rakyat Bn n sorng current wakil PKR.haaa elok sgt la tu.sume tuduhan sbb hanta paperwork mntak duet tp xbwat apa2

antara tuduhan yg masih ak ingt,mtak duet kate nak bwat jauman hari raya,nak bwat program mesra rakyat.setiap tuduhan total rm10k...so td ada yg kene 8,7,6 tuduhan...yg sekor plak bwat pejadah ntah tp concluson dia,depa songlap rm50K..
total up =rm260k

what next..pas ni depa sume kene trial kat court..brapa bnyak plak keraajan kene spend utk setiap trial..ratus ribu gak kan.lawyer brape juta plak,nak rasuah judges lg da brape juta da...korng tgk,last2 jd juta2 duet ilang..

then ada cite psal karam singh walia plak...pekerja alam flora kat putrajaya pg kutip brg2 yg boleh recyle kat tiap2 pejabat kat area putrajaya.statistic indicate lepas depa implement system tu kadar recycle kat putra naek dekat 10%

haaa meh ak bwat conclusion utk korng

apa kata duet juta2 yg da hilang nie kite implement system ni kat sume bndar kat malaysia,duet2 yg ilang tu kita up kan gaji brader2 alam flora nie.brape bnyak kadar recyle akan naik?brape bnyak kite save tapak pelupusan,brapa bnyk kite cut down pollution,brape bnyak duet kite leh generate dr recycle tu,brape bnayk kite leh save mother earth...haaaa korng sume lulus maths upsr kan,g kire brape bnyk kite rugi bape bnyak kite ptt untung..

law abiding citizen

2009-11-03T05:35:00.001-08:00

my name is ____ _____bin_____ im a law abiding citizen...

well,just get my ass out from the cinema.it was AWESOME.a 5 star from me.a story about a dude who piss of the corrupted law(ak pon same) and obliterate city of Philadelphia behind bars.how cool is that

this sortofkinda-engineer-dude,mechanical to be precise use all his engineering knowledge in setting up his plan.(maybe depa ada lect dynamics yg terer,haha)

well,im actually a mechanical engineering student and fyi im really really really not so into mechanical.haha,afta i watched this movie...damnnn,mechy is quite cool huh? yeah maybe afta this i can annihilate malaysian constitution with my engineering skills haha(but 1st i must stop mocking my dynamics lecturer)...fark

2009-11-01T22:17:00.000-08:00

ive just discovered the adSense...initially i was moving my hips like yeah~ because well,it give me money...UNFORTUNATELY,i wanted to keep my id as secret as possible,because im not certain what future holds for this blog....

i am planning to criticize us malay and its farking abhorrent leaders...well yes,congratulations malaysia, ur messiah have finally arrived(crap)...hmm,if i add the adSense,i might be able to be caught by those good for nothing ISA...muahahahaha...i out smart u u u farking isa...c there is no use for u to search for my id in the near future,because all my info are false..false i tell u...see,i outsmart u again...muahahaha

ok what do u need to about me

male

sgt kacak

malay

i am sick and tired of being sick and tired of those corrupted leaders

im on the verge of discovering my self

i maybe be the next salahuddin or the next mustaffa kamel atartuk

i dont know what the future holds for me

i cant see the silver-lining anymore

so,this block might be the embark of what would i might turn into

Alright, a little of emotional start off won’t hurt..haha

WELCOME TO SORTOFKINDAMALAYDUDE

ok this pathetic blog name sort of kinda panjang..maybe ill change it afterward

envisage

2009-11-01T21:40:00.000-08:00

hmmmm...ahhhhh.emmmmmmmm

ive just created a blog..yeah..but doesn't fell like blogging..wtf.

fyi i am having my final exams...this morning my brains went idle in the exam hall for 15 freaking minutes because it triggers an idea to lunch a blog in the MIDDLE OF EXAm..wtf....so here i am now blogging...but it doesn't fell that enthusiastic as i thought it would be..sigh..if i wouldn't get an A...i blame this blog and all its soon-to-be- followers