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gimme a land, i'll rule a kingdom

gimme islam, my life is complete

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hey ya..wassup peeps..altho i do know more people read my status update rather than my blog. but what da heck, i blog for fun.

if you read today 'the star' news paper, youl surely come across......oh wait, let me help u with that____http://http//thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/5/9/nation/6225042&sec=nation_____. as you can see, Malaysia are considering to somehow overhaul our icon to be more tourist attraction. Frankly speaking our landmark did fall behind on it celebrity status as more and more nation fighting on who penises is taller *pfft* well we have two big tall penises. Beat that shrimp… not to mention the SKYBRIDGE!
but I do not like the idea of “We can also add features like a visual projection of the nation’s history and culture as the visitors ride to the top of the Twin Towers in the elevators,”

WOW~ a video projection!!!!

Some granny from mumbai will surely delighted to hear this, even the old folks home have a new site for their field trip!!!

How pathetic is that, regardless to say it’s a decent idea, but oh come on, a 5 year old can think better than that.

Rather videos, they better dismantle all their windows and replace with solar panel. That way KLCC will be an icon of the world to combat global warming. Think about it, we can attract more investors and develop new green technology. I mean, Malaysia have all the resources, from solar, biomass, tidal energy, we have it all under one roof. Malaysia can play as a green technology provider.

In Denmark, their ministers had injected £1.3 billion (RM5.87192b) into a sector that is now producing revenues of £2.3 billion (RM10.3873b) annually. take a peep at this http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/mar/04/green-energy-sector-wants-500m
Yeah yeah I know our current tech on solar panel is still in the infant form. Owh come on, we can always challenge the solar company on whoever can create solar panel that can generate 50% or more energy from solar from current 30% will get the tender to provide KLCC solar panel. Not only we can push the brainy engineers to think better, we can help Malaysia people to think outside of the box and shifting Malaysian attitude in fighting global warming.

look, with the solar panel on the twin tower, ill bet petronas can save up to 30% of its monthly electric bill..

<------this one is a really sharp penis

ayat seribu dinar

today i almost got involved in a car crash thrice in a space of a minute!!!!!!

the 1st one was totally my fault..i just couldn't  see a car in a fast pace was on its way when i  wanna get out of a junction. lucky for me the driver breaked hard and her car was actually skidding..

dats was one of the times that cud take my life away. rite after the junction another car just recklessly crossing my road to another junction(just what i did before).but i manage to avoid it...next when i was entering my condominium electric gate..without thinking i drove right into the gate without showed my card to thingy dat raise the bar...thank God the security manage to push the button before the bar hit above me!!! 

fyi, i was not been such devoted lately.i do things that i know it was wrong and again God just spare my life thrice in a matter of minutes.

Barangsiapa yang bertakwa kepada Allah, nescaya Allah akan lepaskan ia dari masalah hidup Dan diberikannya rezeki dari sumber yang tidak diduga. Dan barangsiapa yang bertawakkal kepada Allah, nescaya Allah akan mencukupkan keperluannya. Sesungguhnya Allah melaksanakan urusan ( yang dikehendaki ) Nya. Sesungguhnya Allah telah mengadakan ketentuan bagi tiap-tiap sesuatu.

Ayat Seribu Dinar adalah ayat suci Al-Quran yang dipetik dari surah Al-Talaaq, dari ayat dua dan tiga. Diceritakan bahawa seorang saudagar telah membayar sebanyak seribu dinar untuk mendapat ayat ini yang dikatakan fadhilatnya ialah dapat menyelamatkan pembacanya dari malapetaka. Di dalam perjalanan pulang, kapal saudagar ini telah dipukul ombak dan beliau terus membaca ayat tersebut. Dengan izin Allah swt.hanya beliau seorang saja yang terselamat dari bencana itu.

Di antara khasiat dan fadhilat Ayat Seribu Dinar ini ialah:

1. Dibaca bila kita hendak bertawakkal terhadap sesuatu perkara

2. Menghilangkan keresahan bila dibaca di waktu resah

3. Dibaca ketika hendak menaiki kenderaan

4. Dan ketika dirasakan perlu

TIME TO BUCKLE UP